This Udon Thani Bar Girls Dick Is Bigger Than Mine
The award for the worst tattoo goes to... I'm sitting at Fun Bar earlier tonight and this incredible attractive bar girl comes up to me. We start talking, and I buy her a drink. Didn't take long before she's feeling a bit tipsy.
I make some comment about me having a big dick. She smiles and leans over the table to whisper in my ear. I expect she's going to say she wants to see it! But nope, she says "I bet you that my dick is bigger than yours!" Not exactly the words you what you want to hear coming out of the bar girl you've been sitting with and buying drinks for!
She stands up, unzips her pants, and shows me this. This tattoo is just so crazy that I just had to take a picture to share with you all. Needless to say, she won the bet! Her dick really is bigger than mine! Only in Udon Thani!
I make some comment about me having a big dick. She smiles and leans over the table to whisper in my ear. I expect she's going to say she wants to see it! But nope, she says "I bet you that my dick is bigger than yours!" Not exactly the words you what you want to hear coming out of the bar girl you've been sitting with and buying drinks for!
She stands up, unzips her pants, and shows me this. This tattoo is just so crazy that I just had to take a picture to share with you all. Needless to say, she won the bet! Her dick really is bigger than mine! Only in Udon Thani!
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